Potion Use: Good deeds and prayer beads are so last century. The exorsisters are having nun of it. Succumb to your inner demons, live deliciously naughty and join us on the dark side. Disrobe, dismantle and confess your sins to the Dark Lord, and you shall be justly rewarded. No flogging, just snogging over here. 1 sin or 100, you're still Hellbound. Why not indulge in a lifetime's worth and come down here a f*cking GOAT. Hail Satan, demon babies!
Side Effects: <<Bathes in reverse >>
For our muggle customers, we'd like you to know that all Potion descriptions above are merely a work of fiction. There is nothing to worry about, magic isn't real...probably. The item you are purchasing is nothing but an ordinary shower gel/ bubble bath/ hand soap that will not conjure luck, stop death, or whatever unrealistic thing it claims to do. It will only cleanse and create bubbles.