Potion Uses: We boiled the Hell out of this Potion for all your Heavenly needs. Holy Water is a good conductor of positive energy. Blessed by a person of light, it automatically becomes a weapon against negative energy and can be used to banish demons, fuccbois or unwelcomed spirits.
Side Effects: May render the user unable to cuss. Words like "fudge," "bullshirt," and "rubberducker" may become part of their regular vernacular.
For our muggle customers, we'd like you to know that all Potion descriptions above are merely a work of fiction. There is nothing to worry about, magic isn't real...probably. The item you are purchasing is nothing but an ordinary shower gel/ bubble bath/ hand soap that will not conjure luck, stop death, or whatever unrealistic thing it claims to do. It will only cleanse and create bubbles.
For our magical customers, please ignore above statement and refer to the description tag.