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Scent: juicy, ripe, black cherries...duh

Potion Uses: Weekend ritual calls for a virgin sacrifice? No need to breed a gaggle of virgins in your basement, we've got you covered! Draw first blood with your friends t Freaky Friday night orgies with a no-mess, hassle-free way to get delicious virgin blood in the convenience of a cute, recyclable bottle. Guaranteed flesh-squeezed and pure...every time. Even the Dark Lord shall be impressed.

Side Effects: tends to be highly expensive due to the rarity of the main ingredient and the level of difficulty of procurement. If a dependency is developed, may cause the abuser of the substance to die of thirst.

Fresh Squeezed Virgin's Blood Shower Potion

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