F*CKS TO GIVE Potion 10 oz Choose Shower Gel/ Bubble Bath/ Hand Soap from the drop-down menu _______________________________________________________________________________________________ Comes with a tag with the following description: Scent: sun-ripened strawberries blends delectably with a hint of green leaf Potion Uses: Behold! A convenient bottle in which to keepeth all thou fucks when thou art straight out of fucks to giveth. Search within and thou shalt still find it empty. Side Effects: Huzzah! No fucks hither. _______________________________________________________________________________________________ For our muggle customers, we'd like you to know that all Potion descriptions above are merely a work of fiction. There is nothing to worry about, magic isn't real...probably. The item you are purchasing is nothing but an ordinary shower gel/ bubble bath/ hand soap that will not conjure luck, stop death, or whatever unrealistic thing it claims to do. It will only cleanse and create bubbles.
F*cks To Give Shower Potion