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Scent: sweet pea petals and watery pear entwine with sheer freesia, fresh berry, and soft, delicate musk

Potion Uses: The answer to all your prayers. That one potion to make you the fairest in all the land. An illusion of youth and supple beauty will mask your tortured soul. Booty pops, wigs fly, and highlight shines to the gods. Instagram followers flock to you and brand deals of the laxative tea shall be your glamorous coat of arms.

Side Effects: True beauty comes from within. But who has time for all that. Just buy the damn walnut scrub.

Elixir of Beauty

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