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Potion Uses: Just one shot of this Potion and the Warlock exudes confidence without cockiness. Credit score increases, beard grows faster, happily orders fruity drinks despite stupid societal expectations, becomes adept at opening jars and changing lightbulbs in one flick of the wand, texts Mom.

Side Effects: If Potion effects last more than 4 hours, please seek medical attention immediately.

Big D*ck Energy Shower Potion

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